Drifting In A Day Dream

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quincyrobin3:

will: “c’mon jayden! we’re cute! your mom will love it!”
jayden: “dad, calm the fuck down.”

LIFE HACK

blufemmedic:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

So that’s why I keep trying to sneak into people’s houses.

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timothydelaghetto:

 

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

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dayum

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carpr0n:

Archvillain
Starring: Mercedes Benz 190E
(by OFIMBlog)

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noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

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epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

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